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destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

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» posted 55 minutes ago with 130,073 notes − © destispell

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell, via flantasyflan)

» posted 4 days ago with 72,986 notes − © demonstiell

sir-hyde:

andrastes-tits:

Why do demons have money on them? Like do demons have shops in the Fade?
"Excuse me Mr. sloth demon, do you have any blood mages for possession? I have 20 sovereigns.”

image

(via tiptoehappiness)

» posted 1 week ago with 1,826 notes − © andrastes-tits

What a showoff!

» posted 3 weeks ago with 833 notes − © tokomon

I made a big deal about getting up to eatch Sailor Moon and I missed it!! 

» posted 3 weeks ago with 1 note

ellendegeneres:

parscilla:

[x]

Watch Ellen put Daniel Radcliffe back in the hot seat on our show today. 

(Source: transpotter)

» posted 4 weeks ago with 19,929 notes − © transpotter

What time/ date will Sailor Moon crystal air? 

Any help will be appreciated. I work all day now and have no time to sit through a load of screen caps to find this information. I am in the US. 

I just want to know when I can watch it. 

» posted 4 weeks ago with 2 notes

selenaquintanillatq23:

Selena winning “Female Artist Of The Year” at the Tejano Music Award 1992

selenaquintanillatq23:

Selena winning “Female Artist Of The Year” at the Tejano Music Award 1992

» posted 1 month ago with 8 notes − © selenaquintanillatq23

dawnie-dragon:

asbehsam:

divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

(x)

These two will kill me with feels. THESE DORKS WILL HAVE ME KILLED.

"So, Peg leg!"

i laughed too much

(via bethanyfae)

» posted 1 month ago with 97,542 notes − © divergenttributefromdisneyworld

meloneko:

superwholock-and-key:

nikocutie:

mermaidchan05:

Best. Line. 

IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG

wait WHAT

WHAT!?

(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily, via cheekykittenlevi)

» posted 1 month ago with 397,501 notes − © disney-ohanameansfamily

Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

(Source: simplypotterheads, via purinsesu-sereniti)

» posted 1 month ago with 134,906 notes − © simplypotterheads

tagged as: #omg #harry potter

tinycartridge:

I know you love this Katamari plush ⊟

I want to wad it up into my life. Squishable wants (as of writing) 12 more pre-orders before it’ll put this officially licensed 9” Katamari Damacy plush into production. That won’t be a problem.

Imagine your kid – or your cat! – rolling one of these around on the floor! Man. Via Tomopop.

BUY Touch My Katamari, upcoming games

I need thia. Omg.

» posted 1 month ago with 742 notes − © tinycartridge

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

(via ticklethesun01)

» posted 1 month ago with 288,600 notes − © southpauz

fishingboatproceeds:

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

Strategies I have used to try to avoid getting the wasp out of the room:

"Shouldn’t we let nature take its course? The wasp will eventually die."

"Mom will be home in three hours; perhaps the wasp-removal process can wait until then."

"Let’s open the window and see if the wasp will fly out."

"Perhaps there is a wasp removal service that will get the wasp out of the room for a small fee. Let me look on google."

"You’re four now. You’re a big kid. Maybe you want to attempt to get the wasp out of the room."

"Maybe we should just leave the house and go to the playground and hope that the wasp has magically disappeared by the time we return."

"Alternately, we could just sell this house and find a different, waspless one."

(Source: nerdygabriel)

» posted 1 month ago with 382,475 notes − © nerdygabriel

(Source: tonysassy, via rtylering)

» posted 1 month ago with 6,554 notes − © tonysassy